Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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