WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
3 2 1 whiskey
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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