i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
