Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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