just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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