We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
BRING THE BAGELS
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Randomize
