You're so nebulous sometimes
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I think a kid would responsible me up
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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