God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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