And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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