that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm just crazy horny about you
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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