I think I died a long time ago.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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