Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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