Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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