You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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