BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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