I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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