I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
