You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
well you can't waste a boner
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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