there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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