i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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