there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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