I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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