Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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