so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You took a bar mat shot.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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