Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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