The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
third nipple confirmed
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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