508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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