is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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