I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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