New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Can you repeat that, but with context?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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