Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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