Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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