I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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