so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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