If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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