I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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