also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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