I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
there was a trapeze. enough said
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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