But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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