Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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