I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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