All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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