no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
How naked do you want me to be?
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