How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
sarcasm needs its own font
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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