hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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