I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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