i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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