as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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