where am i from again
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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