i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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