Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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