I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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