My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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