rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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