Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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